Cristiano Ronaldo exacts revenge on Sergio Ramos
Bitter rivalry channelled via the medium of hideous shorts
Recently, Real Madrid star Sergio Ramos has been hell-bent on making a chump out of Cristiano Ronaldo. Not only did he boff C-Ron’s pneumatic lovely Nereida Gallardo, but he attempted to completely crush his humungous ego by outdoing him in the swimwear fashion stakes.
Thankfully, Ronaldo’s ego is tenacious, and he found the resolve to recover some pride while shopping in Los Angeles yesterday. How does one respond to Sergio’s shiny gold shorts, you ask? With shorts that are even smaller and shiner, of course!
The tricky winger, whose skin tone has transformed from a light beech to a rich mahogany this summer, will make preened football stars around the globe rethink their look with his fierce hotpants and pink T-shirt combo.
It’s your move, Sergio…
8 responses so far
karen alejandra valenzuela cardernas // July 23, 2008 at 6:29 pm
pues no entendi nada por que no hablo ingles pero bueno que se recupere pronto cristiano y lo amo y ya mijo alivianate con eso de las mujeres sale te amo y se muy feliz.
ben j // July 23, 2008 at 11:34 pm
umm, why are his legs so shiny?
greg // July 24, 2008 at 2:25 am
marica. what a fag! How gay dos he look now?
AlonsoFan // July 24, 2008 at 5:39 am
karen, te explico, ellos dicen que Cristiano es un maricon.. porque tiene pantalones ridiculos..
I’m worried for his legs, they look anorexic and burned.
mark // July 24, 2008 at 11:56 pm
que pantalones ridiculos! quiero ronaldo porque el es lo mejor futbolista del mundo! pero los pantalones eres muy mal! no se porque ronaldo compra los pantalones!
GunnerGirl08 // September 15, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Oh no! Words cannot being to express how wrong this image actually is…
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