Football Legend
Fat Ronaldo completes last phase of greatness
Oh, maniac alert…
Great football players have two things in common. 1. Tremendous skills, and 2. Total insanity. We’ve all heard the stories about Gazza marching around hotels demanding ham, or Maradona plunging his face into mountainous piles of freshly chopped cocaine. Hell, even Pele thought it not at all strange to do erection adverts.
And now, great news, you can add another name to that list – Ronaldo. Yes, we all knew he had the sublime skills as a player, but we weren’t sure that he had the necessary brain deficiency to make it into the pantheon of the greats. Until he tested positive for “looney” by putting a lady’s hat on.
Welcome to brilliance, you madman.
Jul
23




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