A woman scorned

Nereida Gallardo takes her top off to make a point

And we know exactly what it is…

As mentioned many times before, The Spoiler is a woman expert. We can read all the signals – the sighs, the yelling, the weeping in the bathroom, the kissing. Hence, when Nereida Gallardo parades her bosoms about a Mallorcan beach, we know exactly what she’s up to – she’s trying to makes us (or more specifically, Cristiano Ronaldo) jealous.

All the time she was with Ronaldo, there wasn’t a beachy breast in sight, barely even a stray nipple, but now that he’s hopped into bed with a steamy Italian woman, she can barely even keep them in. In woman’s speak this would be called “showing that stupid bastard what he’s missing”. And she’d mean it.

Be afraid, gentlemen.

 


13 responses so far
  • Bromide // July 23, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    fat cow

  • paul // July 23, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    I personally think that her face is very very very masculine IMO

  • Curiosidades en Sobredosis Futbolera - Adictos al balón // July 24, 2008 at 6:18 am

    [...] Fergusson, ver fotos vía The Guardian. 8)Nereida Gallardo se broncea para llamar la atención, ver fotos vía The Spoiler. 9)Kléber Pereira no llego al Morelia pero si puede ser arquero del Santos de Brasil, ver nota y [...]

  • Jamie // July 25, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    “I personally think that her face is very very very masculine IMO..”

    Exactly the reason why Ronaldo liked her in the first place…

  • Yeah! // July 28, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    She needs to lose a TON of weight! Her ribs arnt showing nearly enough. And an ass like that? I like flat asses thank you very much….

  • Kate // July 29, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Jealous much, Bromide?

  • RedbyDawn // July 29, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    I like flat asses? Do you like little boys too, you fucking nonce?

  • Roman Raspberry // August 1, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    she’s got dents in her arse

  • thesportsaffiliate // August 1, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    She is finished. No longer a news item, insignificant. Let’s just let her live her life and we can concentrate on better WAGs

  • sugar walls // August 5, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    She has a sexy face and a nice @ss…
    whoever said that they like flat asses..MUST love little boys

  • Mock the footballers trapped in transfer purgatory | The Spoiler // January 12, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    [...] own body, Ronaldo has had one hell of a sunny season. He’s broken up with Nereida Gallardo, the topless young woman who loved him so, and the painfully prolonged transfer saga will have taken its toll. Ronaldo made [...]

  • Welcome back to Civvy Street, Joey Barton | The Spoiler // January 12, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    [...] 5. Nereida Gallardo, who was probably all the talk in chokey, got them out. [...]

  • Nereida goes topless… again | The Spoiler // January 12, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    [...] has a degree in womanology, and she’s showing all the signs of a lady pining for her ex: showing off her bod, pretending to kiss other men, getting a tattoo on her wrist to show her devotion, frolicking with [...]

Leave a comment
  1. View comments in RSS feed