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Exclusive: Frank Lampard’s contract revealed!
Man stays put…
After keeping everyone in the dark all summer, finally Lampsie has pledged his future to Chelsea. The Spoiler, somehow, managed to locate a copy of the contract, and it makes for some very interesting reading. Have a look after the jump…
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24 responses so far
Martin // August 13, 2008 at 4:43 pm
That’s Sir Frank James Lampard to you!
Trish // August 13, 2008 at 6:05 pm
what a douche!
“with the exception of Mr John Terry”
and what’s with the eye contact stuff?
Cari // August 13, 2008 at 8:43 pm
I am a Chelsea fan and right now really disgusted! I can’t believe what a little prima donna he’s being. No eye contact….even from other players! Celebration regulations! Give me a break. I am so disappointed that these players let this go to their head. I hope he doesn’t get so busy smelling his white lilies and playing his baby grand in the dressing room that he forgets how to score goals. Frank….get over yourself.
Adam // August 13, 2008 at 8:55 pm
If any of you believe for a second that this is a real document, you are a fool. In fact Cari, if you need any help pulling your head out of your ass to do so I can help you. Idiot.
RedMist // August 13, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Blimey…
Juan // August 13, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Haha, the comments make this vaguely funny piece hilarious!!
Lua87 // August 13, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Ridiculous. The EPL is off the chain. This kind of bullcrap started in the NBA and they had to have an owners strike.
DaveH // August 13, 2008 at 9:45 pm
If its his new one how come it was signed in 2007?
Muz // August 14, 2008 at 12:48 am
Sensational piss take Spoiler crew! Very nice!
kenita // August 14, 2008 at 3:34 am
hahahahaha that can’t be real
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LOL! // August 14, 2008 at 6:43 am
What makes you think this is genuine?
Freddie // August 14, 2008 at 10:25 am
You are a fool, and incredibly deluded if you actually think that this is real!
Mike Gatt // August 14, 2008 at 10:32 am
This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while. And the fact that some people think it’s real makes it even more hilarious.
SLY // August 14, 2008 at 10:48 am
I can’t believe some brainless jackass believe this is a real document. I am specifically disappointed in Cari a supposed chelsea fan.
The Lone Wolf // August 14, 2008 at 1:36 pm
O.M.G, he relly has taken tings too far this time. Who the hell does he think he is? People cann’t look at his eyes!!!!! Get over yoursef Frank!
Jonathan Price // August 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Way to go Lone Wolf!!
The Sociable Wolf // August 14, 2008 at 1:41 pm
You idiots, it’s a JOKE!
Avram Magic // August 14, 2008 at 1:41 pm
If Avram was still in charge there’s no way he would have allowed this to happen!
Big Jill // August 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I loved this whole story until Kenyon had to pipe up and make his statement. Why Kenyon… David Gill and Keith Edelman don’t get their faces all over the press when a player is signed. I want to hear from Scolari not that clown
Frank Lampard // August 14, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I deserve it – leave me alone!
Martin // August 14, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Football fans really are stupid. And I thought it was just a myth!
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John // August 15, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I cant see that being real, but if it is then, Frank Lampard, you disgust me, typical prime example of a over-paid prima donna Footballer of today, too much money and letting it all go to his head, sums up the culture we live in, the “celebrity culture” people get rich & famous for doing nothing.
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