Six reasons why Arsenal will beat Newcastle
It’s going to be raining tears in Newcastle…
A convincing win over Schteve McClaren’s FC Twente may have settled some Arsenal nerves, but won’t go nearly as far as to detract from their miserable showing at Fulham. Their visitors this weekend, Newcastle, will harbour frightening memories of the Emirates and should find the whole experience a little overwhelming… again. Here’s why:
1. Arsenal have won eight and drawn one of their last nine league and cup contests against Newcastle at home.
2. The sides met three times at the Emirates last season, of which Arsenal won all three, scoring eight times in the process.
3. Newcastle have failed to score in five of their last six visits to Arsenal, including each of the last three.
4. Arsenal have lost just one of thirty nine league contests at the Emirates. Wenger’s men won fourteen and drew five at home in the Premier League last season.
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5. Newcastle lost seven and drew one of their eight league meetings with the top four last season.
6. Keegan’s men struggled on the road last term, losing eleven and winning just three times in the league away from St James’ Park.
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31 responses so far
dave // August 29, 2008 at 4:08 pm
six reasons why the spoiler is a cocksucker
1,he eats chicken
2,his wife is a transvestite
3,he is a cocksucker
4,a proper arsehole
5,he is sporting scum
6,and finally he is a puff.
halam shearer // August 29, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Utter pap…the gooners are running scared – Arses title challenge will effectively be over by Saturday night…your blatant lack of respect for so-called lesser teams will prove to be your undoing.
Toon1978 // August 29, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Shut the f..k up for god sake. I would expect you lot to beat us with the squad you have. I didn’t think we would get anything at Manure BUT WE DID and they are a better team than the GOONERZ.
enju arse4ever // August 29, 2008 at 4:09 pm
yes absolutly Arsenal beat oldcastle more than 3 goals
tony // August 29, 2008 at 4:10 pm
weve got more quality than u think
Freddie71 // August 29, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Oi tosspot this article has nothing to do with the Arsenal its just some wanker trying to wind up toon fans and by the looks have he has lmfao
goonerJake // August 29, 2008 at 4:13 pm
“six reasons why the spoiler is a cocksucker…..
3. He’s a cocksucker” That’s the kind of intelligence i expect from you Geordies. F**King northern monkeys
Toon1978 // August 29, 2008 at 4:13 pm
To easy to say Arsenal will beat NUFC Southern crap again.
DJ // August 29, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Stats, who’d trust them?
1) Newcastle have played 2 away games this year and not lost – that includes a visit to the premiership champions
2) Arsenal lost their last home premiership game against relegation fodder
3) Newcastle have won their last 2 games, scoring 4 goals in the process
Dan // August 29, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Arsenal will probably win…But because they are a better team and not because of any of your crap little reasons!
The past can never predict the future…
PS – Is this your job mate? Your shit at it!
Kevin Keegan // August 29, 2008 at 4:31 pm
‘Fact’ number 4 is wrong. We have won 3 times at Arsenal in the lat 13 years, never mind 39. Mug.
Man u hater // August 29, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Ever wondered why both your team and manager begin with the word “Arse”?
Must have been named after the “fans”.
They say things happen in 3′s so will it be:
1….Arse (Arsenal)
2….Arse (Arsene)
3….Arse NIL Newcastle WON (0-1) on Saturday?
Every site i’ve been on today has the same thing—you’re worried.
Ageordiedoonsooth // August 29, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Seem to remember reading something like this before we played Man U a couple of weeks ago.
I’d love it just love it of we beat them
Man u hater // August 29, 2008 at 4:45 pm
GoonerJerk……you’re not the spoiler in disguise are you? it’s just that you appear to be a Cocksucker as well.
nickynicknick // August 29, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Ooooooh!
You are touchy toons today. Youve taken the bait like an anorexic herring. Why do footy fans react to shit stirrers on these sites? Look at the name and youd know theyre just winding you up.
Mind you its going to be 3-0 to the gooners anyway.
Man u hater // August 29, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Nobody’s touchy “prickyprickprick” it’s just fun to slag you arse’s off now and again-you deserve it after all.
Man u hater // August 29, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Enju..yes i’m sure you’ll be an Arse for ever.
lee // August 29, 2008 at 5:00 pm
pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.pratt.
Man u hater // August 29, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Oh Lee——-your Surname wouldn’t be Pratt would it? LEE PRATT has a certain ring to it don’t you think?
Tell me you didn’t type all that!!!!
try copy and paste next time you divvy.
dicky dick // August 29, 2008 at 5:49 pm
=)
lee // August 29, 2008 at 6:03 pm
copy and paste every time you gunar muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.muppet.
lee // August 29, 2008 at 6:04 pm
good guess though
Man u hater // August 29, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Don’t know what you’re smiling at with a name like Dicky Dick.
Lee you would have had to type it all first in order to copy and paste it–just thought i’d mention it.
back later fools—-off to see my mate up the High Road.
Alifromthetoon // August 29, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Areet?
I hope it will be a good game because i don’t think Newcastle are the same team that have been getting beat previously. I don’t have much reasoning but what i do have is as follows…
I think Arsene Wenger is a great manager, I think Arsenal are a good team atm. I think Keegan is a great manager, I think Newcastle is a better team/ getting close to being good. I think Newcastle are working hard, i think Arsenal are more confident and more hungry recently.
So should be close. Hopefully we’ll hack the shit out of yous.
Arsenal 3 Newcastle 8
Leave Poor Molly Alone // August 29, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Daft jawdees shag ……..
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=26994&in_page_id=34
matt // August 29, 2008 at 10:26 pm
lol your a bellend ahh spoze sum one has to do this shit are you proud of your life?
Fuck Newcastle // August 29, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Fuck Newcastle!! Gooner 4 life!
violentk // August 30, 2008 at 5:22 am
gonna pull another fulham on u pathetic lots!
hammersatboleyn // August 30, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Well well well, I hope you tetchy Toon fans enjoyed that. 3-0 again, how embarrassing. That’ll be three reasons the Spoiler were right then!
Jonathan Price // August 30, 2008 at 7:06 pm
There’s only ONE kevin keegan.
RedMist // August 30, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Could have been 7-0 and all we get is moaning about a sketchy penalty. Pathetic. Toon need to buy a defence, a midfield and a couple of strikers – the goalkeepers good though. And have some respect and sell Joey Barton to Bolton for f*ck sake
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