Club signs Premier League’s most handsome man…
As the clock ticks ever closer to the slamming shut of the transfer window, clubs have decided it’s high time to start splurging money around like crazy folk. Make no mistake, James Milner is a decent player to have hurtling [...]
Read moreBoring men in red set for a dull weekend…
Only a smidgen into the new season and already Liverpool have morphed into the Chelsea of old, pummeling their way to cruel unappealing victories. This, of course, means that they will definitely win the league whilst simultaneously turning [...]
Read moreHmmm, the plot thins…
The big news filtering in is that one of Man United’s hospital beds has just become free, with Louis Saha winging his way to nearby Everton to receive soothing treatment from kind Liverpudlian nurses. That leaves Man United with a very timely hole up front. Might a stroppy Bulgarian be in [...]
Read moreWelcome to the Premier League, Poindexter!
We don’t know how they do things in Russia, but by the looks of things Tottenham’s new striker needs to work on his posing. Even the most wet-behind-the-ears Premier League stars know to adopt a pout or a gang sign when [...]
Read moreThe whisper from today’s knitting circles…
Peter Kenyon triumphantly told everyone that Robinho would arrive within 48 hours on Wednesday and Frank Lampard told the press that the Brazilian was “fantastic”, but then a couple of Real Madrid targets – Valencia’s David Villa and Villarreal’s Santi Cozorla [...]
Read moreUEFA have been playing with the crazy pots again
The good officials of the Champions League gathered around the trough in Monaco this afternoon, pausing briefly to pompously remove some plastic footballs from mixing bowls in one of their favourite little rituals.
As per, various pundits and sundry authorities were on hand to discuss the [...]
Read moreAlso appearing on a computer near you…
Today’s link dump will be accompanied by the haunting sounds of Esther Phillips singing a song about drugs. Winehouse, we assume you’re listening…
The frightening truth about lovely steroids
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