Money Splurge

Transfer hysteria: Villa pay silly money for Milner

Club signs Premier League’s most handsome man…

James Milner

As the clock ticks ever closer to the slamming shut of the transfer window, clubs have decided it’s high time to start splurging money around like crazy folk. Make no mistake, James Milner is a decent player to have hurtling [...]

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Five reasons why Liverpool can’t beat Aston Villa

Boring men in red set for a dull weekend…

Rafa Benitez

Only a smidgen into the new season and already Liverpool have morphed into the Chelsea of old, pummeling their way to cruel unappealing victories. This, of course, means that they will definitely win the league whilst simultaneously turning [...]

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Detective Work

Transfer hysteria: Man United clear a space for Berbatov

Hmmm, the plot thins…

The big news filtering in is that one of Man United’s hospital beds has just become free, with Louis Saha winging his way to nearby Everton to receive soothing treatment from kind Liverpudlian nurses. That leaves Man United with a very timely hole up front. Might a stroppy Bulgarian be in [...]

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Bad First Impression

Roman Pavlyuchenko gets greeting all wrong

Welcome to the Premier League, Poindexter!

Roman Pavlyuchenko

We don’t know how they do things in Russia, but by the looks of things Tottenham’s new striker needs to work on his posing. Even the most wet-behind-the-ears Premier League stars know to adopt a pout or a gang sign when [...]

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Transfer Talk

Big Tottenham, West Ham and Everton news

The whisper from today’s knitting circles…

Henrik Larsson

Peter Kenyon triumphantly told everyone that Robinho would arrive within 48 hours on Wednesday and Frank Lampard told the press that the Brazilian was “fantastic”, but then a couple of Real Madrid targets – Valencia’s David Villa and Villarreal’s Santi Cozorla [...]

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The Chaaampiooons

The Champions League draw: history says…Lyon!

UEFA have been playing with the crazy pots again

The good officials of the Champions League gathered around the trough in Monaco this afternoon, pausing briefly to pompously remove some plastic footballs from mixing bowls in one of their favourite little rituals.

As per, various pundits and sundry authorities were on hand to discuss the [...]

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