Mr Cool

Fabregas shows the Arsenal kids what it’s all about

If in doubt, look tough

Fabregas

Whenever a new generation comes through, it’s the job of the older generation to toughen them up, show them how to be men. This generally involves standing nonchalantly chatting with your feet as far apart as you can get them, or doing that back [...]

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Yes/ No Game Misery

FAIL! Quiz proves too taxing for Phil Neville

Everton star helps fuel the ‘stupid footballers’ stereotype

Phil Neville may be a pretty decent footballer – in fact he’s the second best current player in his entire family – but there’s one [...]

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Lookie Likie

Zaki’s chin looks familiar

Spartacus, Zaki

Zaki, Spartacus

As any decent salesman will tell you, that Zaki is a gorgeous, beautiful bit of business. Just lovely. Well done Stevie Brucie. Tremendous, bulldozing player. Absolutely fantastic.

Looks a bit like Spartacus though, what with that silly hole in his chin.

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Crisis at the Lane

Juande and Gus present their managerial guide for dummies

How to stop your team from scoring goals

Juande Ramos and Gus Poyet

Rival fans may have laughed at the fact that Tottenham finished eleventh last season after talking up their top-four credentials but one area where you couldn’t fault them was their knack of scoring [...]

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Follicle Faux Pas

If you thought Fabricio Coloccini had a bad haircut…

… check out some of these German beauties

German haircuts

While Chris Waddle used to cultivate a mullet that any NASCAR enthusiast would be proud of, German footballers of the eighties really cornered the market on awesome hairstyles and  handlebar ‘face art’.

Visit our friends at Bild [...]

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