Unhappy Newcastle star shows passion for quad bikes
Prem player pays tribute to favourite hobby and breaks stuff
A few weeks ago we told you about the Premiership star who would rather play with his beloved quad bikes than kick a ball around a field. The same player was recently enjoying some sophisticated conversation with a foxy friend of The Spoiler when the subject of household decorations came up. Revealing his artistic side, the player proudly declared that he was making a “colleague” of quad bikes to sit above his mantle piece. (Unless he invented a new collective noun for four-wheeled off road vehicles, we can probably assume he meant ‘collage’.)
The same player was so upset that his long-proposed transfer to a rival Premiership club fell through yesterday, that he “smashed up” some of Newcastle Utd’s high-tech gym equipment.
We also know that the well-remunerated star will not be reading this, as he doesn’t own a computer.
9 responses so far
mag // September 2, 2008 at 9:45 am
Liar
andy // September 2, 2008 at 9:48 am
A a foxy friend of mine told me the spoiler likes to toss salad and make stuff up.
toony // September 2, 2008 at 9:54 am
what cr@p. Surely you don’t get paid for writing this sh1t.
sirjasontoon // September 2, 2008 at 9:55 am
A foxy friend of mine said “that spoiler site is a crock of steaming horse shit”, I can only agree.
Toss Pot !
Davies // September 2, 2008 at 10:06 am
A foxy friend of mine told me that the spoiler “has a mouth full of spunk most of the time”. I can only assume she meant courage!
Davies // September 2, 2008 at 10:09 am
I would also imagine that he won’t mind not owning a computer, as he probably owns considerably more than you do.
How much do you get paid for making this stupid crap up?
sirjasontoon // September 2, 2008 at 10:30 am
Well Said Davies I think he has an Ass full of Jizz as well…Sausage Jockey.
anthonyOA // September 2, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Joey Barton is such a sweetheart.
Road Legal Quad Bikes // January 2, 2010 at 7:27 am
Absolutely hilarious – not so much that this is all the writer could dream up about Quad Bikes, but making a “collage” above his mantle piece is just a touch beyond.
As for recking gym equipment, well I can understand now why Newcastle are so unfit and can’t play football.
Maybe they should take up Polo – using Quad Bikes, maybe?
At least it would be putting the ground to good use, for once in it’s life!
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