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Arsenal’s special Christmas present, Maria Sharapova and the Samuel Eto’o song

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During his late nineties druggy haze, Noel Gallagher leads the Manchester G-Mex Arena to an anti-United chorus
[Liverpool Offside]

Cameroonian singer Nguéa Laroute has written a catchy song about Sameul Eto’o.
[Marca]

Maria Sharapova looks fierce at a fashion show
[Polite Applause]

Ince remains tight-lipped about a move to Newcastle
[Football 365]

Porsche build a Cayenne for the Stuttgart fire department
[Grid Crasher]

Will Arsenal be getting a very special Christmas present?
[Caught Offside]

Ahead of the Italian GP, Lewis Hamilton takes a poke at his Ferrari rival
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• Barcelona
• Eduardo
• Ferrari
• Lewis Hamilton
• Maria Sharapova
• Newcastle
• Ngu
• Noel Gallagher
• Paul Ince
• Porsche Cayenne
• Samuel Eto'o