Wenger tired of his dinky team
Angry Arsene demands that his players grow
Frenchman Arsene Wenger decided that the reason Arsenal lost to Hull City on Saturday was down to size and declared: “I believe that we have more a size problem than quality in our defending problem.”
Wenger, bubbling with fury, was incensed by conceding yet another goal from a set piece. “Our centre backs are not very tall. I don’t know what we can do… as a team we are a bit short.”
Might The Spoiler suggest buying someone who isn’t a dwarf/elf/child?