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WAG No. 196: Kelly Brook

Her measurements are 34 GG, or something like that… 

Having tired of Billy Zane’s endless Shakespearian monologues, Kelly Brook has decided that a rugby player’s brand of wit and repartee would make for just the tonic. Hence, she’s been caught draping herself about the arm of England’s great hope for the future, Danny Cipriani. Amazingly, unlike most rugby players, he doesn’t resemble a toby jug, and, thanks to some nifty headgear, his ears have retained their usual shape. Nice choice, Kell.

There’s a whopping eight year age gap between the pair, meaning that back when Danny was cross-legged watching The Flumps with a foot-long string of molten snot stretching from his nose to the floor, Kelly was already a card carrying adult with bosoms. She has, in her time, presented the Big Breakfast, pranced around joyously in just a set of knick-knacks, and starred on ITV’s terrifying apocalyptic vision of the future, Celebrity Love Island.

Best of luck to the pair of them, we say. And for those still hungry for more Kelly Brook artifacts, simply read on…


10 responses so far
  • Conor mcalindin // October 13, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    to B honest my sisters better looking

    but shes not as red faced like me

  • Damas // October 15, 2008 at 10:13 am

    I highly doubt your sister is better looking
    if she was she would have been a rated wag…. But I’ll need to see pics to judge for my self

  • Daryl // October 16, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Kelly could gobble on my salami anyday!
    As perfect a woman as you could hope for – 11/10!

  • Conor McAlindin // November 13, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    whoever is writing as Conor McAlindin, that’s bull shit, because eitheryou stole my identity or there is two conor mcalindins in this world (which would be cool) bust if not, delete this stuff…

  • Another Conor McAlindin // November 13, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    Hey look there’s three of us now. What a crazy world we live in.

  • Conor McAlindin // January 13, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    No. I am Conor McAlindin!

  • reem // February 21, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    I need ti send to your pictures I hope

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