Sex Talk

Danielle Lloyd invites men to discuss their problems…

Welcome to Sex School, everyone!

The Spoiler has been poking and prodding around for years, getting sex all wrong. It’s humiliating and unsatisfactory, and there is nothing worse than having to thank your wife/girlfriend for putting up with you, you know, like sexually. So thank Christ for former WAG Danielle Lloyd’s new sex column in the gentleman’s favourite, Nuts magazine!

She’s wearing specs, which means she is taking the whole thing very seriously (why else would she risk looking ugly?), and this week, she tells us: “Try a sex ban one night – it’ll leave you both gagging for it next time!”

Great advice, Lloyd. Shouldn’t be too much of a push, to be honest.


4 responses so far
  • Squee // October 15, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    Does anyone else think she looks a bit like Elvis?

  • bob marley // October 15, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    ^^^ yes, jus a lil bit

  • sweets // November 1, 2008 at 12:40 am

    stink if she that good a man would stay with her . she need to wash and stop using white chalk it messin her looks

  • jim lilley // January 2, 2009 at 10:15 am

    Hi , how are you , i do so hope you can help me, im 28 and in a relationship with my girlfriend and have been togethether for around 8 months we have have still not had sexual intercourse as im still a virgin and we both wanted to wait, but thats not the real problem, the problem being is my abnormally sized penis, we attempted sex 2 weeks ago and the build up was brilliant but when i inserted it caused her considerable pain and discomfort so much so we have not tried it again, please could you advise me as i love her very much , thankyou xx

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