Check out David James’ brilliant new car!
Pompey keeper only needs three wheels
Tony Adams appears to be making his mark on the Portsmouth squad via the medium of embarrassing old automobiles – for giving the worst performance on the training pitch, David James was made to drive around in a Del Boy-esque Reliant Robin.
To compound the embarrassment, the speaker on the top plays farmyard animal noises (is it the sound of a donkey, Tony?) and there’s a pretty array of flowers on the dashboard.
Perhaps if Mr James spent less time with his cigarettes and games consoles, he would spend less time in the old banger…