WAG No. 227: Danielle Lloyd
Serial footballer admirer snares victim number six
Danielle Lloyd is to footballer steamrollerings what Bob Dylan is to songwriting: prolific. Until this day she had still to be inducted into the WAG of the Day hall of fame, however, on account of her new “relationship” with Liverpool rapper/ footballer Ryan Babel, the not-a-racist-but-says-racist-things glamour model has finally earned her place.
Danielle started on the road to fame, footballers and boob jobs in 2004, when she was crowned Miss England. In 2006, she completely legitimately earned a Miss Great Britain title, but had it cruelly taken away just because she happened to be sleeping with one of the judges, Teddy Sheringham. Since then, she has lowered the public estimation of Marcus Bent (now engaged to Gemma Atkinson), Armand Traoré, Jermain Defoe (over whom she fought with former BFF Charlotte Mears), and sexy shoe owner Gerard Piqué.
Prior to her doomed Celebrity Big Brother appearance, Danielle participated in a BBC quiz called Test The Nation. When asked who Winston Churchill was, she replied: “Wasn’t he the first black president of America? There’s a statue of him near me – that’s black.” Despite the slight gaps in her knowledge of history, she won an all-glamour model edition of The Weakest Link.
Spoiler bonus: Behind the scenes action from a Danielle Lloyd photoshoot, anyone?