Theo Walcott in case of mistaken idenitity

WAG Melanie Slade tells us how to anger Arsenal star

The Daily Mail have published a rather lengthy interview with Theo Walcott’s beau, Melanie Slade. The WAG reveals that the couple met at the Southampton branch of Claire’s Accessories, and that their first date as sixteen year old was a thoroughly romantic screening of Land of the Dead.

She also revealed an excellent method for away fans to irritate the weak-shouldered forward:

We were at a petrol station and when he came out of the shop after paying, his face was like thunder. I said to him, “What happened?” and he said, “They asked me if I was Lewis Hamilton!”

[Spotted at Kickette]

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