Beard Pattern
Revealed: The reason for Roy Keane’s failure
Wondering how Roy Keane’s fortunes changed? It wasn’t anything to do with overspending, tactics or confidence, it was all down to his ambivalent attitude towards facial hair. Observe:
20th September 2008
Facial hair status: clean shaven
Result: 2-0 win over Middlesbrough
27th September 2008
Facial hair status: gruff
Result: 1-0 loss to Aston Villa
25th October 2008
Facial hair status: smoother than an Arsenal reserve player’s backside
Result: 2-1 win over Newcastle
29th November2008
Facial hair status: Arctic fisherman
Result: 4-1 hammering by Bolton
Note to Paul Ince: DON’T GROW A BEARD!
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1 response so far
Raph88 // December 4, 2008 at 8:26 pm
nice work ryan.
almost as good as the ‘tevez’s mum visits’ post.
although you guys earlier missed the chance to use ‘A-SBOBET’ in the west ‘chav’ ham new sponsors post.
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