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Meet Cristiano Ronaldo’s new girlfriend Alyona Haynes

Manchester Utd star bags millionaire’s wife

It was only a matter of time before the Portuguese man-o’-sex moved on to married women, and he has done exactly that with Alyona Haynes. The 23-year-old Ukrainian is married 50-year-old millionaire John Haynes, who recently had the pleasure of discovering 49 text messages from Mr Ronaldo on her phone. The cuckolded chap clearly isn’t impressed:

“They looked like they had been written by a seven-year-old . . . it was dreadful English and they mentioned Portugal. They were very coyly written.

“There were things like ‘Do you miss me baby? I miss you’. I just assumed she was playing around with a waiter who had just arrived from Portugal. I had no idea it was him.”

Alyona, whose love for animals is said to rival her love for rich men, met Ronaldo in August and has been spotted out with him on at least eight dates.

(Wondering how a young Ukrainian ended up married to a 50-year-old businessman? Alyona is the face of a website that finds Russian brides for lonely British men)


6 responses so far
  • saba // December 8, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    who is she

  • jokal // December 8, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    she = gross

    cris can do better. come with me

  • Famy // December 9, 2008 at 6:05 am

    Wow…his taste in woman get worse and worse each time…come on ronny boy, there has to be some girl working the corner that looks better than that…i mean lord…

  • nuria ronaldo // December 9, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    im shocked!!!a married woman…wow she is just a bloody fucking girl
    she sucks!!!!!!
    fuck that bitch

  • CR7 // December 9, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    SHE HAVE GOOD PUSSY BIG TIT I LIKE HER SHE HAVE A NICE ASS AND I FAKING HER.I LOVE HERE KISSSSSSSSSS Alyona Haynes I LOVE YOU

  • Marie // December 13, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    Geez…He needs somebody to pick his girlfriends for him. but don’t worry people it will end one of these days (AS USUAL!). Really bad taste in women and i thnk he will probably get married when his 40 or something. I’m getting annoyed with his childish, arrogant playboy character!!!

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