Comments on: Who would you prefer: Sam Allardyce or Alan Curbishley? http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/2008/12/11/who-would-you-prefer-sam-allardyce-or-alan-curbishley/ World's Best Football Gossip | Transfer Rumours | Premier League News | WAGs | Celebrity Footballers Wed, 23 May 2012 14:57:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Meh http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/2008/12/11/who-would-you-prefer-sam-allardyce-or-alan-curbishley/#comment-54692 Meh Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:36:48 +0000 http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2008/12/11/who-would-you-prefer-sam-allardyce-or-alan-curbishley#comment-54692 Allardyce will be ideal for Sunderland, he can get his son in to help off load all of the players Keane bought like a lass shopping for shoes and handbags and all that in the sales,with a new credit card. A platinum one. Then he can do his stuff, you know; chew gum and bring in a boat load of back room staff. Some of them to tell players to eat pasta and not pies and some of them to press control-alt-delete when "prozone" doesn't start winning games for them. Then he can put his car coat on and shove both hands in the pockets and stand furrowing his brow in it, whilst chewing gum and correcting anyone who forgets to use the prefix "Big" when addressing him. Aye, he's lush, he is. Allardyce will be ideal for Sunderland, he can get his son in to help off load all of the players Keane bought like a lass shopping for shoes and handbags and all that in the sales,with a new credit card. A platinum one.

Then he can do his stuff, you know; chew gum and bring in a boat load of back room staff. Some of them to tell players to eat pasta and not pies and some of them to press control-alt-delete when “prozone” doesn’t start winning games for them. Then he can put his car coat on and shove both hands in the pockets and stand furrowing his brow in it, whilst chewing gum and correcting anyone who forgets to use the prefix “Big” when addressing him.

Aye, he’s lush, he is.

]]>