Transfer Talk

Madrid target Spurs midfielder, Liverpool to welcome back old striker

The latest gossip, rumours and damned lies

Jermaine Jenas

It’s just a couple of days until the Premier League’s elite start waggling their chequebooks, and Arsene Wenger has vowed to defy the economic downturn with some big spending. His top target appears to be a Russian with the face [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 247: Alex Best

One of George Best’s many off-the-field passions

George Best may have made some bad decisions on his illustrious life, but when a blonde air hostess 26 years his junior agreed to marry him in 1995, few questioned his judgement. Since rising to fame on the legendary star’s arm, Alex Best was [...]

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International Feud

Michael Schumacher criticises Diego Maradona

Argentina boss feels the sharp end of Schumi’s tongue

Diego Maradona

Slightly boring former Formula One world champion Michael Schumacher was recently interviewed by Italian newspaper la Repubblica, and for reasons beyond our understanding, the subject of Diego Maradona came up. The German, who is statistically the greatest person [...]

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Record Breaker

English striker earns fastest red card of all time

Chippenham Town forward sees red after three seconds

David Pratt, an aptly named striker with British Gas Business Premier team Chippenham Town has received the dubious honour of the world’s fastest sending off. His studs-up lunge against a Bashley player on Saturday earned him a red after just three seconds:

“The world record [...]

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Brekkin' The Law

Steven Gerrard arrested for assault

Liverpool captain caught up in restaurant brawl

Steven Gerrard arrested for assault

Obviously delighted with the two goals that helped embarrass Newcastle yesterday, Steven Gerrard MBE went to a restaurant on Bold Street, Southport, Merseyside. The night didn’t end well, however, as the Liverpool captain ended [...]

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