WAG No. 281: Keeley Hazell
The model who has a frosty relationship with clothing
Those who have ever seen a copy of The Sun, a lads mag or a computer with internet access will be well acquainted with Keeley Hazell. The UK’s most celebrated topless model isn’t a fully fledged WAG, but qualifies on the grounds of an incident concerning Joe Cole in 2006.
The engaged Chelsea star was attending a party at Miss Hazell’s Grove Park home, and was allegedly set upon by a love rival who also had eyes for the sexy hostess. Cole was badly beaten, and lost his shoes, money and phone – a punishment most chaps would happily endure in exchange for an invite to one of Keeley’s parties.
Keeley left school at 16 to become a hairdresser, but soon realised she had a very large chest and no qualms with showing it to everyone, so a career in modelling beckoned.
She has since been hailed as n environmental hero by David Cameron (for her campaign to turn lights off during sex) and is attempting to launch a Hollywood film career.
Spoiler bonus: Enjoy a sample of Keeley’s debut single, ‘Voyeur’…