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WAG No. 281: Keeley Hazell

The model who has a frosty relationship with clothing

Those who have ever seen a copy of The Sun, a lads mag or a computer with internet access will be well acquainted with Keeley Hazell. The UK’s most celebrated topless model isn’t a fully fledged WAG, but qualifies on the grounds of an incident concerning Joe Cole in 2006.

The engaged Chelsea star was attending a party at Miss Hazell’s Grove Park home, and was allegedly set upon by a love rival who also had eyes for the sexy hostess. Cole was badly beaten, and lost his shoes, money and phone – a punishment most chaps would happily endure in exchange for an invite to one of Keeley’s parties.


Keeley left school at 16 to become a hairdresser, but soon realised she had a very large chest and no qualms with showing it to everyone, so a career in modelling beckoned.

She has since been hailed as n environmental hero by David Cameron (for her campaign to turn lights off during sex) and is attempting to launch a Hollywood film career.


Spoiler bonus: Enjoy a sample of Keeley’s debut single, ‘Voyeur’…

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7 responses so far
  • fourstar // February 18, 2009 at 11:23 am

    That is one of the finest pieces of music I have ever had cause to, er, watch…

  • scott // February 19, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    wow she cant sing and she aint all that either. highly overated

  • fourstar // February 19, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    @scott: Compared with, say….?

  • Billy the yid // April 8, 2009 at 11:09 am

    Scott you must be into boys mate

  • Bill // July 7, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Finest piece of ass I seen!

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