Fernando Torres wants to appear on Dancing On Ice
Spaniard reveals obsession with reality TV show
The Daily Star has taken a brief break from stories about Chanelle from Big Brother to tell us about Fernando Torres’ love of British television. In particular, he likes Dancing On Ice, and hinted that he would be interested in participating:
“The television in England is very good and there is a lot that I enjoy to watch.
“There is a programme called Dancing On Ice where a celebrity and a skater perform together. It is very artistic and elegant to watch. The couples move very gracefully together.
“Sometimes the celebrity will fall over, which can be amusing.
“But it must be very difficult. One day perhaps you may see me on the programme, too.”
Torres holds more than just a passing interest in the TV competition. Whenever he has to play on Sundays, he “makes arrangements to have it recorded.” By this, we can only assume that the striker is incapable of operating his own Sky+ box, and employs someone specifically for that duty.
It’s highly unlikely that Rafa Benitez would let Nando strain his delicate little hamstrings on the ice, so we will almost certainly have to wait until his career is over before we see him in a sequined leotard.
Spoiler bonus: If Senor Torres ever feels homesick, there’s plenty of Spanish TV on YouTube…
4 responses so far
thursday0384 // February 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm
i’m pretty sure that video’s portuguese, not spanish.
Raph88 // February 19, 2009 at 10:54 pm
it’s also the fast show numpty.
Darren // February 20, 2009 at 12:18 am
Let Torres on ice next year, you never know he may learn how to fall over properly !!!
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Mish // February 22, 2009 at 3:06 am
Lies, lies..c’mon now..this has been publicly admitted to be a fabrication by the press. Don’t start creaming your slacks thinking you’ve got some ammo against the boy, you haven’t.
Deary me.
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