Burnley to give free club-branded condoms to fans
Finally, Clarets fan can support their team while rutting
People who like Burnley FC and lovemaking are in for a real treat this weekend, as the club will be giving away free condoms as part of a drive to encourage a responsible attitude to sex.
These are no ordinary condoms, however, they are official Burnley-branded condoms. The Burnley official site does not say if the claret sheaths will have Owen Coyle’s face on them, but it does say:
“Due to the reported rise in STIs, there needs to be a radical and creative approach to ‘normalising’ condom use and we hope that as well as seeing the fun side, supporters will recognise the serious message behind using Burnley FC-branded condoms.”
There are just two conditions for receiving the freebies – fans must be under 25 (presumably the over 25s don’t have sex in Lancashire) and they must complete a chlamydia screening.
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