Brekkin' The Law

Ashley Cole arrested and fined for being drunk

Moronic Chelsea star lives it up while the missus is out of town

Ashley Cole is a chump

As a kind spirit who no longer beats up toilet attendants, Cheryl Cole is currently doing her bit for charity by climbing Mount Kilimanjaro for Comic Relief.

Her lovable husband Ashley Cole was also at a charity event last night, but decided to spice up the evening with a trip to a South Kensington nightclub and a drunk and disorderly arrest:

The Daily Mail online claims that Cole was arrested after repeatedly swearing at police outside the Collection nightclub in Brompton Road, South Kensington.Cole had attended a charity event at Chelsea Football Club before heading to Collection, which he left at 2.15am.

After reportedly refusing to tone down his language, Cole was arrested and taken into custody to sober up, before being released three hours later with a fixed penalty notice of £80 for being drunk and disorderly.

We bet Mr Cole is feeling very sorry for himself today after that wallet busting fine. To stop such financially devastating incidents from occuring in the future, perhaps Guus Hiddink needs to ban his players from getting their crunk on, like Harry Redknapp has.


1 response so far
  • Mish // March 5, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Poor little Bishley had a couple of Tia-Maria and cokes and fell about all over the gaff!?

    What a noofter.

    Although I would ramp his ‘wife’, I think it’s a marriage of convenience personally, to hide the fact that he smokes the boys.

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