Andrei Arshavin doesn’t want to email Nicklas Bendtner
Well, would you?
Thanks to his upbringing in the oasis of enlightenment known as Russia, Andrei Arshavin is a very traditional man. The Arsenal forward likes his women smoke free and without driving licences, his hair untouched by nasty foreign barbers and his mobile phone basic and incapable of sending email. If you can’t decipher the video above, here’s what Arshavin says:
Arshavin: Everybody has Blackberry in England, except me, Pavlyuchenko. What reason to have Blackberry now?
Inteviewer: …to send email.
Arshavin: Yes, but who? Just Bendtner! [Laughs] “How are you?”
While we strongly encourage needless digs at Nicklas Bendtner, we fail to understand Arshavin’s bizarre logic. As Dirty Tackle correctly point out, the reason to have a Blackberry is because everyone else has one!
Perhaps the Russian would be better suited to an iPhone – that way he could listen to his favourite karaoke tunes on the move.