The many sex faces of Andrei Arshavin

Russian striker steals Most Animated Face in the Premier League award away from Robinho

The many sex faces of Andrei Arshavin

The song Crossroads explains the legend of Robert Johnson, and how he met the devil and exchanged his soul in order to become a great blues musician. We at The Spoiler believe Andrei Arshavin has made a similar deal with the man below, trading his ability to pull a straight face for his impressive football abilities.

If there’s any other way of explaining why the Russian permanently shows us his range of ‘O’ faces, we’d like to hear it.

6 responses so far
  • Tinoluque // March 17, 2009 at 7:34 am

    His array of funny faces matches his array of skills … already one of the most gifted players in the EPL. I wonder why so many clubs he was linked with didnt take a gamble on him, i’m sure arsene wenger would count himself lucky to have snapped him up for 15million pounds only..

    for such amazing skill, pace, finishing and to top it off, needed comic relief in hard times.. with his funny faces. lol

  • Part-time Pundit // March 17, 2009 at 10:50 am

    Maybe looking like you’ve just walked out of Chernobyl is the “in thing” when celebrating a goal in Russia… or maybe it just can’t be helped?

  • timmy // March 22, 2009 at 1:22 am

    Hello Guys

    The Manchester youth academy is recruiting into their academy.

    I was there this morning. at their matt busby road venue, Manchester to confirm.

    And i spoked with the director MIKE PHELAN on applying.

    He said all applications should be forwarded to for screening.

    I hope you all find this information usefull


  • WhitePage // April 5, 2009 at 11:35 am

    When AA was in a car accident, he had NEAR DEATH experience. That was the precise time when he met the guy with horns and sold him his immortal soul. In exchange he got: the best hidden pass in the world and a very enigmatic ability to predict the events on the pitch 10-15 seconds in advance. As a small token of his appreciation, the modern Faust also got a portable X-ray machine, that allows him to SEE what defenders think, and do the opposite. Some defenders when they encounter AA, fall on the ground for no visible reason. Now you know that it is because his devil- powered brain sends them orders to fall. It is also the devil’s hint to give Arsenal, Arsene, and Arshavin the three first identical letters. With devils help in their pocket, Arsenal will win everything next year.

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