Unhappy Dad

“Cristiano Ronaldo, stay away from my daughter!”

If the Manchester Utd star had a pound for every father who had said that to him…

Cristiano Ronaldo’s WAG Gabriela

Picture: Sport.es

World class swordsman Cristiano Ronaldo has been “seeing” Brazilian gym instructor Gabriela for around a month, approximately 29-30 days longer than most of his conquests. A report in Spanish paper Sport, however, suggests the relationship will be meeting a swift conclusion, if the wishes of her father Jadson are fulfilled.

The policeman has taken exception to the Manchester Utd star, ordering him to “stay her from her and keep your hands off”. Additionally, he has told his daughter that he does not trust C-Ron, and has advised her to end the relationship.

If the thought of his daughter dating the world’s greatest lover is unsettling, then Lord only knows how Jadson feels about the offer made by the Brazilian edition of Playboy. Gabriela has been offered €200,000 to appear naked in the magazine, but she she would risk losing both her dignity and her father. “It would give him a heart attack knowing his daughter had posed nude in a magazine,” said Gabriela’s mother.


6 responses so far
  • Gersch // March 30, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    He’s nailing Mr Ed? Gay.

  • seven // March 30, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    gum-lord

  • HLEB MUST GO // March 30, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    Nice equine look to her.

    Maybe Cristiano can have her teeth re-done, too.

  • shay // March 30, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    she’s gross and before long will be dumped. Cause that’s how a man-whore rolls.

  • João // March 30, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    She’s posing half naked in portuguese press already meaning she’s history. A ugly one.

  • Ginblossom // March 31, 2009 at 9:50 am

    Perhaps if Brazil has an equine version of Playboy she’d have a feature photo spread! Christ above. A man is only as faithful as his options – so let the Porguese Man o’ Whore plough this one until he gets bored, and then inevitably move along to his next class-free conquest! She seems to just be Nereida 2.0….met at a bar, tip off media asap about the ‘relationship’ and start telling all and sundry about him, Cristiano dumps you – cue selling her ‘tell-all’ interview with News of the World and *that’s a wrap* lol

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