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Revealed: Steven Gerrard’s pulling technique

How to attract the ladies like a Liverpool captain

Steven Gerrard and Alex Curran

One would imagine that a handsome devil like Steven Gerrard would have to beat the ladies off with a shit-covered stick, but the Liverpool star has revealed that he played the role of a nightclub tail chaser in his youth.

Instead of targeting the top talent and facing the possibility of humiliating rejection, Gerrard says he used to focus his energies on the more aesthetically challenging members of the opposite sex. “Go ugly, avoid the rush,” was the maxim he lived by when single.

Day-glo WAG Alex Curran must be delighted by this sexy admission.


4 responses so far
  • delboy // May 27, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    This truly is the shittest football site on the world wide web.

  • McRib // May 27, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    “Go ugly, avoid the rush,” AKA “Every hole’s a goal”.

  • Chill // May 28, 2009 at 2:17 am

    you said it delboy

  • f1sh // May 28, 2009 at 9:38 am

    delboy, nobody’s holding u here, gtfo

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