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While our attention was focused on Kazakhstan over the weekend, our Portuguese hombres tripled the GDP of Albania by paying them a visit.
Upon first glance, one may suspect travelling fans are highlighting the flaming heterosexuality of their biggest star 2010 Miss World banners, but they are actually a part of a super funny joke at their own expense.
The Portuguese are literally shitting squirrels with anxiety at the moment, as they currently need to make up four points on Hungary to even stand a chance of qualifying from Group One. Hence, they are drawing attention to the face that the FIFA World Player of the Year is on schedule to ‘Miss’ World Cup 2010.