Want to buy Newcastle Utd? Send them an email!
Relegated side reach ridiculous new low in quest for new owners
Fancy owning a Championship football team with shockingly low morale and a dangerously under-qualified manager? Or perhaps you would like a quick and convenient way to belittle Newcastle Utd with prank offers and random abuse? Either way, you can now get in touch via admin@nufc.co.uk, the contact email they put on their official website last night.
What a shockingly unprofessional way to try and sell a football club. We’d expect a lot more from Keith ‘dealbreaker’ Harris, the former Football League chairman who has negotiated on behalf of Liverpool and Manchester Utd in the past.
Are you intending to send the Toon a message? Why not share it with the rest of the class in the comments section before you do…
9 responses so far
Stringer Bell // June 9, 2009 at 8:59 am
Dear Mr Ashley,
In exchange for ownership of Newcastle Utd, I am prepared to offer £45, a Twix bar (both fingers) and a brand new 2009/10 Tottenham shirt in XXL (that’s your favourite team and size, right?).
I eagerly await your response.
Kind Regards,
Russell Bell
ski // June 9, 2009 at 11:22 am
the whole thing is a joke, we have already made dicks of ourselves since Ashley took over and i thought it could not get much worse after the relegation, instead the club decide, once again, to make Newcastle an easy target for everyone to have a laugh about. Can someone tell the PR guys at St James just to keep their mouths shut in future and maybe we can get the club back on track.
and as for stringers offer, i’d take it personally, i’d love a twix.
f1sh // June 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm
where’s my twix
anthony // June 9, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I prefer Dime Bar’s myself.
I actually feel a bit sad for Newcastle. At least Oba Martins said he’d stay for 2 years. He’s going to bully those kids in the championship. aha
Mike Ashley // June 13, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Right, that is it. We have had enough of the emails coming through, we realise at such a delicate time this may have seemed funny but believe me when I say we are trying our utmost to find a potential owner and that takes time.
For now may you please stop emailing us, I will be gone soon enough, im glad you’ve all had a good laugh at my expense.
Good day,
Mike Ashley.
Jordan Cronin // July 21, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Dear Mr Ashley And Every Other Crap Involed With Nufc
I offer a pint plus lots of pasty and sausagedolls from greeges THATS A OFTER U CANT REFUSE
Thank. You 4 Destroying Newcastle United And Securing A Championship Place
YOU FATTY
office space rent gurgaon // October 22, 2009 at 10:04 am
nice post. can anyone suggest how this can be displayed on personal website?
Djsurtees // March 24, 2010 at 2:00 pm
ill buy them for £50 as there arent that good!!
dxbpride // April 5, 2011 at 3:22 pm
£85 ml. Get back to me.
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