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Cristiano Ronaldo defends his metrosexual wardrobe

Manchester Utd star says ‘it’s good to be different’

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Spoiler is no stranger to bucking the trend of conventional fashion – one time we wore a belt that didn’t match with our shoes – but we would probably draw the line at stepping out in hot pants and a skin tight shirt, with a pretty little flower in our hair.

Speaking from his current holiday destination Los Angeles (the place where paraded his waxed mahogany pins in a dashing pair of silver hotpants last year), the Manchester Utd winger has defended his love of ridiculous outfits:

“I don’t know why people are so interested in what I wear on holiday. Last year, when I was in LA, everyone was talking about my tight trunks.

“Have you seen what people in LA wear? I was the most normal dressed person over there.”

That can’t possibly be true, Ronny, but do go on…

“Anyway, what’s wrong with wearing tight pants? They look good and it’s better than having tan lines down your legs.”

In a world where tan lines correlate directly to the tightness of the material around one’s groin, this is faultless logic.

“This year it was the pink hat with the flower. I don’t see what is wrong with it.

“I can see why, if you weren’t comfortable with your sexuality, you might not wear it. But I’m very comfortable so it’s not a problem for me.

“Men wear pink these days. OK, not many men wear flowers, but it’s good to be different.”

It’s clear Ronaldo isn’t intending to change his attention-grabbing ways: when asked if he was the best dressed player at Old Trafford, he responded: “Yes, I would like to think I am.”


10 responses so far
  • maddDog // June 10, 2009 at 11:05 am

    is that Mike Phelan asking him – where can I get some shorts like that ?

  • Andrew // June 10, 2009 at 11:20 am

    Maybe not the MOST normal but certainly not the oddest dressed by a wide margin, in L.A.. Trust me on that one

  • Raph88 // June 10, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    i don’t give a flying squirrel what he wears as long as he stops being a fucking prima donna petulant 5 year old diver on the pitch. although the two are probably correlated.

  • Gg08 // June 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    What a joke.

  • F@#KOF // June 10, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    he looks realy GAY..

  • Sofie // June 10, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    hahaha what a fucking tool…

  • Anon // June 11, 2009 at 7:13 am

    He does have a point about not being the most oddly dressed person in LA. Dear me, Ronnie talking sense…

  • cr7 // June 11, 2009 at 7:55 am

    if i was him i would do it on purpose just so people talk shyt about it.. people have no life this days they just talk shyt.. hes the best soccer player in the worldd.. he gets all the biches he want.. he got all the money in the worldd.. and this dik heads say he gayy xD

  • Weston // June 12, 2009 at 2:24 am

    go play in traffic

  • cristina // October 25, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    he doesn’t look gay..he looks great..all mens should look like him..he is taking care of himself and he is sexy and confident..and smart

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