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Fergie’s £80m spending spree, Villa target £6m Spurs star and über- WAG Abbey Clancy

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Kaka, Henry and, er, Joe Cole will be joining Steve Nash in New York for this year’s Showdown in Chinatown. You can win an all-expenses paid trip to see them by entering this competition.

David Beckham invites you to the pants party
[Kickette]

Ronaldo could make his Real Madrid debut in Dublin
[Daily Mail]

Abbey Clancy attends an awards ceremony or something
[Epic Carnival]

With £80m in his pocket, Sir Alex has drawn up a shopping list
[The Guardian]

Aston Villa have their eye on Jermaine Jenas
[The Mirror]

• Abbey C;ancy
• Alex Ferguson
• Aston Villa
• Cristiano Ronaldo
• David Beckham
• Jermaine Jenas
• Joe Cole
• Kaka
• Real Madrid
• Steve Nash
• Thierry Henry
• WAG