WAG of the Day

WAG No. 352: Paris Hilton

It’s Cristiano Ronaldo’s new American BFF

Vapid hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton needs no introduction, but it looks like she’s getting one anyway. The singer, actress, model, entreprenuer and amatuer bongo star has dabbled in the world of Waggery  – enjoying relationships with Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart and former baseball pro Doug Reinhardt – but enters the big leagues this week after snaring Cristiano Ronaldo at an LA nightclub.   

According to The Sun, Cristiano and Paris “were sucking each other’s faces off like their plane was going down.” If The Spoiler’s plane was about to crash, we probably wouldn’t feel inclined to suck a face, but everybody has different ways of dealing with stressful situations, we suppose.

Spoiler bonus: In lieu of Paris’ most famous video, here’s evidence of her unsuccessful political campaign…

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5 responses so far
  • .f1sh. // June 12, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    God, this video is awful. I can’t believe someone can release such crap

  • kay // June 12, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    if she where really a w’WAG’ she would be the greatest wag of all the waqgs in the land of waggolonia.

  • Albert Wittine // June 14, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Once a slut, always a slut. I mean both: Paris and Cristiano…

  • David // June 17, 2009 at 8:00 am

    Cant’ stop laughing after watching that shit.

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    [...] famous, rich and not European”. Therefore, the Spanish press infer that the prime suspect is Paris Hilton, who has publicly admitted that Ronaldo was “too gay” for [...]

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