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Team USA release a Michael Jackson tribute kit

A fitting, albeit expensive way to pay tribute to US royalty

The USA Michael Jackson Home Kit

If there was one thing that Michael Jackson was known for during his short and bizarre life, it was an extraordinary passion for the United States national football team. Hence, Team USA have been quick to release a garment-based tribute to the King of Pop, which can be yours for just $89.95.

The Spoiler can assure its readers that this is not a cynical and rushed attempt to cash in on the death of an international hero – it’s definitely what he would have wanted.


3 responses so far
  • Philippe // June 29, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Coolio.

  • Delboy Dublin // June 29, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    You do know that that’s a con, right? It was posted on The Onion ffs…

  • Gary // July 1, 2009 at 2:43 am

    It’s no con. It is however not, as the article states, something released by Team USA. This is available only through the Onion Bag website, which is not related to The Onion in any way.

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