Sales Technique
Emmanuel Adebayor produces a Michael Owen style brochure
Togolese striker copies a winning formula to attract a new club
After Michael Owen’s glossy brochure landed him a new job at Manchester Utd, Emmanuel Adebayor has adopted a similar technique for seeking gainful employment.
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10 responses so far
robertgreen // July 8, 2009 at 10:46 am
A fan website did this as a joke. ”Emmanuel Adebayor produces a Michael Owen style brochure” = Rubbish
Ryan Bailey // July 8, 2009 at 11:02 am
Thanks for clearing that one up, robertgreen.
We were quite fooled by convincing pitches such as “He is a tender and considerate lover”.
Marco // July 8, 2009 at 11:23 am
Kanu died in 2007, god that part killed me
Joe // July 8, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I don’t know what was funnier; the mock-brochure or robertgreen’s response.
fourstar // July 8, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Joe: I do
Lenny // July 9, 2009 at 2:33 am
Anyone will want to sign the most fertile striker on the planet….
anthony // July 9, 2009 at 6:06 am
unless you’re talking “fertile” as in “soil”, then you’re mistake.
Marco // July 9, 2009 at 10:26 am
WIFI Enable, Fond of Godzilla…good god i can’t stop laughing at the brochure…and here i was thinking that arsenal fans were semi-retarded
Gaz // July 9, 2009 at 11:00 am
I think this is class. The telephone number cracked me up. (Ask for Trev) Ha ha!
Bob // July 9, 2009 at 7:56 pm
‘Backwards compatible’. Fantastic.
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