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Kaka’s wife will cure Madrid’s evils by becoming a pastor

Caroline Celico to bring Brazilian church denomination to Spain

While Kaka keeps La Liga from becoming a godless enterprise this season, his wife Caroline Celico will try to spread the Holy word through the streets of the Spanish capital by becoming a pastor.

Caroline and Kaka were married by the Renascer em Cristo (Reborn in Christ Church) in 2005, and in the video above, the Real Madrid star’s better half is inducted into the Evangelist denomination by church founder Sônia Hernandes. While embracing her young son Luca Celico Leite, Caroline explains her intention of bringing the Brazilian denomination to Madrid:

“While Dad is scoring goals, we will crush the head of the devil.”

Continuing with this vaguely terrifying tone, she says:

“Adolescents in this world are only about prostitution, smoking drinking and drugs.”

And before making this incredible sweeping statement, Caroline provided a religious rationale for her husband’s grotesque transfer fee:

“In times of crisis, the money must be somewhere, and God brought it into the hands of Real Madrid to hire Kaka.”

Caroline and Kaka are obviously extremely dedictaed to the Renascer em Cristo church, but the organisation is never far from controversy. Church leader Sônia Hernandes was imprisoned in 2007 for smuggling cash into the USA, and the Brazilian government are currently looking for her on grounds of tax evasion. Kaka himself was questioned by authorities for allegedly donating two million Brazilian reais to the church in 2007.

The Renascer em Cristo church hit headlines in January when the roof of the main temple collapsed, killing nine people and injuring more than fifty others.


6 responses so far
  • Manutd84 // July 20, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    What a nutter! “In your face” religious fundamentalists make me sick!

  • Sehpideh // July 21, 2009 at 1:49 am

    Srsly she sounds delusional and he (Kaka) must be worse. Religious people always think their better then others.

  • Ram // July 21, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    she’s actually quite insane. she believes the fact that Real had money in an economic crisis to pay for Kaka’ is a sign from God.

  • Zo // July 21, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    Oh my god…
    I adore Kaka, and he is my favourite player, but this is ridiculous. Those are the strangest statements ever.
    “While Dad is scoring goals, we will crush the head of the devil.”
    Poor baby Luca, so little… yet so much to do.

  • Samuel // July 21, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Go ahead sister Caroline , may the LORD our GOD

    lift and uphold you in troubles and temptations…

    for this world it looks like insane because they have never known GOD’s ways………..

  • daniel // July 26, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    ima rossonery myself
    and my favorite player “was” kaka
    first he isnt more with us rossoneri
    now this statements?????
    what the hell??
    i hope kaka isnt like this but i doubt it…
    kaka you just lost a fan…

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