Poor Attendance

Toon Army stay away from St James’ Park in their droves

The Championship’s biggest club ain’t such a big draw no more

Newcastle/ Leeds friendly

The Workers Stadium in Beijing looked set to claim yesterday’s highly un-coveted “Embarrassingly Low Attendance” award, as approximately one man and his dog turned up to see West Ham’s utterly useless performance against [...]

Read more
Mersey Slander

Steven Gerrard’s wife says Liverpool is ‘rough’

Alex Curran endears herself to the Merseyside population

Alex Curran

The Spoiler has never spent a night out in Liverpool – as a bona fide member of the Soft Southern Media© we get a nosebleed each time we venture past the Watford Gap – but we’ve heard it is [...]

Read more
Missing Ingredient

Fernando Torres says Liverpool need a Wayne Rooney – is he right?

Striker thinks Reds would benefit from a second striker

Wayne Rooney

After fluffing away their chance to win the league last season by drawing countless matches that they really should have put to bed, Liverpool will once again look to claim the Premiership silverware that has so far eluded [...]

Read more
Transfer Talk

Spurs target £8m Hull centre-back, Fiorentina approach Emmanuel Eboue

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Michael Turner Michael Turner to Tottenham As Ledley King, Jonathan Woodgate and Michael Dawson struggle to find full fitness, The Mirror suggest ‘Arry will bring in the Hull centre-back. Apparently, Pascal Chimbonda plus cash would equate to a deal worth [...]

Read more