Pompey stars fight with ‘metal clothes rails’, Xabi Alonso looks hurt and David Pleat bows out

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Arsene Wenger is as crap at chipping a ball onto a crossbar as you might expect

Portsmouth’s nightmare summer continues
[Daily Mail]

Wendy Ramos is writing a book about ‘corporate reorganisation’. Ideal beach reading.
[Off The Post]

Xabi Alonso pictured at his Real Madrid medical-turned-S&M torture session

Say goodbye to the classics: ‘Shimbomba’, ‘Cliché’, ‘Vieri/Vieira’, ‘Jaynas’ – David Pleat has been axed from ITV
[Daily Mail]

New rules effectively ban Arsenal players from being tackled
[The Guardian]

3 responses so far
  • R // August 6, 2009 at 9:02 am

    How do these new rules “effectively ban Arsenal players from being tackled”?

    That was the most insane link to a nothing story I’ve seen.

    Bring back Ryan!

  • Phil // August 6, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Touche ‘R’, I completely agree. And as for Mr Lintorn, 7 stories in the same amount of days is particularly poor! Come on lad, sort it out…

    Where is Mr Bailey? Has he gone down with Swine Flu or something?

  • r0bt // August 7, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    There’s a video out there of Andrea Pirlo hit the crossbar six out of ten attempts…

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