Vanity Update

Dani Alves splashes out on cosmetic surgery

Barcelona star gets his jugs pinned back

Dani ALves

It seems that (Fat) Ronaldo isn’t the only Brazilian footballer to go under the knife for cosmetic reasons.

Marca – the font of all La Liga nonsense and scurrilous gossip – today claim that Barcelona’s Dani Alves has had his ears pinned back. The right back apparently underwent the procedure on a rest day following the summer Confederations Cup tournament.

Judging by the pictures above, Alves will almost certainly receive less Gary Lineker comparisons this season.


2 responses so far
  • afonso // August 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    euhm, the right is Afonso Alves. The left is Dani Alves…

  • Barcelona // September 20, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    Alves is still the best right-back in the world!

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