Dani Alves splashes out on cosmetic surgery
Barcelona star gets his jugs pinned back
It seems that (Fat) Ronaldo isn’t the only Brazilian footballer to go under the knife for cosmetic reasons.
Marca – the font of all La Liga nonsense and scurrilous gossip – today claim that Barcelona’s Dani Alves has had his ears pinned back. The right back apparently underwent the procedure on a rest day following the summer Confederations Cup tournament.
Judging by the pictures above, Alves will almost certainly receive less Gary Lineker comparisons this season.