Poaching Update

How West Ham persuaded 16-year-old Jermain Defoe to leave Charlton

A snippet of gossip from our friends at Popbitch

“As Chelsea face a long transfer ban for being naughty when buying young players, and other top clubs prepare to endure similar sanctions, let’s look back 10 years to a simpler time.

“We’re told that Jermain Defoe decided to leave Charlton to sign for West Ham aged 16… because West Ham promised to buy his mum a fridge.”

We say that this disgusting cooling appliance-related behaviour calls for an immediate transfer ban. Then again, that’s probably exactly what West Ham’s owners want right now…


4 responses so far
  • hammertime // September 10, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    I heard it was an ironing board cover.

  • DinoMorose // September 10, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    His mum’s gone to Iceland.

  • Louie Louie Louie // September 10, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    well, given the implied clubs, sounds to me like a club got a record transfer fee, and another one reported a huge rise in its earnings that year.

  • Dokièh // September 10, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    His mum is a Eskimo and she even needed that fridge. Poor guy.

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