A Close Shave

Video: (Fat) Ronaldo wants to sell you razors

Corinthians striker hawks shaving gear, improves bank balance

After donning a figure-hugging Godzilla outfit in order to promote a South American soft drink, (Fat) Ronaldo is now a spokesperson for a Brazilian razor manufacturer. The Bozzano model boasts five blades, which is the bare minimum required to get around a face as gigantic as his.


5 responses so far
  • Bruno // September 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    Fuck Ronaldo, we hate you. GO SANTOS FC.

  • Vini // September 17, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    FUCK RONALDO, FUCK Corianthians this fuck team without a history.

  • Ronaldoooooooooo // September 17, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Ronaldo is the greatest and will still be great..who gives a crap about santos?..not me. He is a legend and will always be remembered for that.

    Adverts are neccesary evil to make money..i don’t blame him for doing them…you probably would have if you could .

  • C.J. // September 17, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    O Fenomeno is the greatest. If that is your idea of fat, you should take a look at North America and the UK.

  • Louie Louie Louie // September 18, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    It’s not fair…it must be the easiest thing to shave an egg….

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