Jay DeMerit’s eye injury hell, Ian Wright talks rubbish and Fat Ronaldo nightmares
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Amazing – Chelsea vs Liverpool. In Nigeria. If anyone has the full film, we’ll swap you our life savings and children.
Watford’s Jay DeMerit is out of action after suffering an injury that made The Spoiler cringe for about half an hour. And it’s not a broken leg.
Unsurprisingly, it’s not worth taking anything Ian Wright says in those rubbish adverts for the The Sun seriously.
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Evil Ronaldo bobblehead haunts our dreams. We’re sorry for calling you fat! (Not really)
Darren Bent twitter update: He’s not visiting Tiger Tiger again, as he got ‘pure hassle’ from Newcastle fans last night. Also, Fraizer Campbell is back on XBOX Live. Hurrah!
Arsenal youth prospect Mark Randall’s alleged WAG poses NSFW-ishly