Needless on-pitch aggression, case no. 5694
It seems the world of football has gone a bit ‘ultra-violence’ recently and fans in Guatemala want in on the ground floor.
Last weekend’s match between Universidad San Carlos and Heredia [...]
Read moreSorcerer is currently making anti-CRon spell in his ‘laboratory’
The ever-mental Spanish sports papers have excelled themselves once more, with news reaching us from El Mundo that Real Madrid is under siege by an anonymous voodoo priest.
A letter has been received by the club from a man [...]
Read morePlayer asks for forgiveness while doing axe-murderer impression
It’s been six months since Real Madrid defender Pepe was sent off (with four red cards at once) and banned for 10 games, after using a player’s back as a dancefloor, punching another man in the face and [...]
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Amazing – Chelsea vs Liverpool. In Nigeria. If anyone has the full film, we’ll swap you our life savings and children.
Watford’s Jay DeMerit is out of action after suffering [...]
Read moreThe Spoiler cracks midfielder’s Da Vinci Code-esque riddle
Does Swansea City legend Leon Britton live a double life as a little-known French-Malian midfielder called Sigamary Diarra? Or is this just evidence Google Translate is rubbish?
Translate ‘Sigamary Diarra’ from French to English and [...]
Read moreIt’s a lonely existence between the sticks at Old Trafford
With Edwin van der Sar on the verge of retirement and Ben Foster happily playing himself out of the team, it looks like Fergie will soon be on the market for a new keeper. Spoiler correspondent Chris McKenzie rounds [...]
Read moreFootballers continue to destroy nice motors
Furthering the widely held belief that footballers have a hard time translating their excellent foot/eye coordination into the successful operation of an automobile, Nicklas Bendtner wrapped his £160,000 Aston Martin around a tree on Sunday morning.
The striker’s car left the road as [...]
Read moreOdd Grenland’s Kenneth Dokken massages player’s chest with boot
We’re not sure what’s gotten into Scandinavian football recently, but between goalkeepers moving the posts and wanton acts of GBH being committed off the ball, [...]
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