Which Premier League star hired Nelly to sing at his engagement party?
Jermaine Jenas gets the Pimp Juice flowing at nuptial celebration
Thanks to his pre-pubescent appearance, The Spoiler was under the impression that Jermaine Jenas was only eleven or twelve years old. It turns out he’s actually been doing it with girls for ages (sexy evidence here and here) and he will soon be getting married.
In order to celebrate his imminent union with ladyfriend Ellie Penfold, the Tottenham midfielder organised a grotesque celebration befitting of a young man who brings home more than £50,000 each week. Teammates including Peter Crouch and Robbie Keane attended the glitzy do and busted out some karaoke, but the highlight was a special appearance from Nelly. The superstar American rapper serenaded the couple, probably using the same irritating melody that he sings on every single one of his songs.
Nelly’s feelings may have been a little hurt when Jenas fiancée admitted a desire to be entertained by a frequent and habitual drug user on her big day:
“I’d like all my family and friends to be there in a big country house. Oh and I’d like Amy Winehouse to sing.”
To see pictures of the engagement do, click here.