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What have Darren Bent and Ryan Babel been up to?

The question that keeps us all awake at night

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We’ll start with Benty (DBTheTruth). Well yesterday afternoon he informed us that, “Some one just got absolutly worked on fifa,” thus introducing a tremendous new adjectival passive verb into the English vernacular.

Yes, yes I hear you cry. But what will Darren be up to later on today? Well he won’t be training with the England squad. However, just an hour ago, Darren tweeted, “After training fifa and cod all day on the XBOX people” (for the uninitiated COD refers to Call of Duty, a highly popular video game.) But in case you’re thinking that doesn’t sound much like a full afternoon’s cultural experience, Darren adds seconds later, “How could I forget and watching heroes in between too.”

Not such lazy times for Ryan Babel (RyanBabel19) however. He is travelling with the Dutch international squad (no, really, he is) and has been the victim of a serious crime. Cryptically, Babel tweeted late last night, “Just got out the plane and guess what : They STOLE stuff out my Bag in Holland…” Poor Liverpool players. Their houses are perennially robbed at home, and even on their travels, there is no safe haven.

 

 


2 responses so far
  • magnumopus // October 13, 2009 at 10:47 am

    So, mr. writer, please tell us all where in the world is there pure honesty because I have traveled all over the world and stealing is going on everywhere I have been. Perhaps your comments were meant to be an attack on Liverpool which then would make you like the ones you believe you should slate with your high road attitude!

  • Marco // October 13, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    It’s called sarcasm Mr. Magnumopus, why don’t you go play with poisonous reptiles or something

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