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Darren Bent likes the England kit, Danny Gabbidon doesn’t like Cheryl Cole, and more from Stan the Man

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We here at thespoiler are committed to bringing you the big breaking Twitter stories. First off, in quite a maudlin post at 8pm last night, Darren Bent admires the England strip from afar:

That all white kit looks so nice

Well if your manager keeps passing over two-goal rival strikers for his MOTM decision, maybe you’ll get back in there DB.

Daniel Gabbidon however, has more pressing things on his mind. As a Welshman, he is more concerned with the England left back’s wife than the England left back. Responding to the stunning news that Cheryl will mime her performance on the weekend’s X Factor (<sigh>), the Gabb issues his response:

Cheryl Cole did anyone really think she was going to humiliate herself by singing live its not in her locker! x

Finally, to our old pal here at thespoiler, Stan Collymore. Watching the Argentina game late last night, Colly tweeted:

It’s funny,when I look at Maradona I can’t think of the cheating,the drugs etc,I just think of the pure footballing genius of the man.weird!

Is Stan the Man trying to subliminally whitewash his own reputation. A magnificent footballer, scorer of some wonderful goals, but how many people will remember him for the ‘other stuff’?


1 response so far
  • Ben // October 15, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Did anyone ever expose Dogger Collymore as being precisely that, or did he come out with it by himself anyway? All I remember was a front page on the News of the Screws with words to the effect of “COLLYMORE: Yes I go dogging” on it. To which I though “Oh do you? Thanks for that.”

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