Trying too hard
Breaking News: Important Pronouncement from Shakira
Just don’t confuse her breasts for mountains
Colombia’s second favourite export has just told the Guardian:
“Life is a soccer field, don’t you think?”
Unfortunately, no further explanation was forthcoming from Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll. So come on spoiler readers, what did she mean? Leave your thoughts below…
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6 responses so far
ski // October 16, 2009 at 12:53 pm
it’s green with a goal at each end?
boff // October 16, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I totally agree with her :- every hole is a goal
Squelch // October 16, 2009 at 1:17 pm
You shoot at the goal.
John // October 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Keep the pitch neatly trimmed?
Dark Knight // October 16, 2009 at 6:16 pm
what is soccer..does she mean football?
My guess is that she means you have 22 people in your life …11 for and 11 against, and each 11 try to beat eac…………….ah screw it..she was probably high and didnt know what she was saying.
Q // October 17, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I’m sure Ashley Cole agrees, considering he always gets caught offside.
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