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As West Ham’s equaliser hit the old onion bag yesterday evening, the great Robert Earnshaw told the nation:

“A large portion of apple CRUMBLE for arsenal.”

Incidentally, Robert Earnshaw is the answer to one of football’s most notorious quiz questions. If you think you know what it is, let us know below…


26 responses so far
  • david macnamara // October 26, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    Who’s Robert Earnshaw?

  • Matt // October 26, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    Excactly who is Robert Earnshow?
    I honestly don`t know who he is

  • arsenal4ever // October 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    is he famous as I dont know him!!! we will even be stronger after this draw!! watch out chelski and manure!!!

  • HAMMERATHOME // October 26, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    Typical blinkered gooners; know nothing outside of the Arse.

    Scored hat-tricks in all four divisions and International level.

  • StokieGooner // October 26, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Typical Hammer…Essex c**t.

  • Roquentin // October 26, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Laughing at Arsenal? Why on earth would anyone do that? We’re the form team of EPL right now. It must be a typo. It must be ManU they’re laughing at – losing to loserpool who didn’t even have Steve G. Or maybe they’re laughing at Tottenham, who want to break into the top 4, but then get beaten at home by Stoke.

  • Brendan // October 26, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    siome people show casing there lack of footballing knowledge I see.

  • krug // October 26, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Isn’t he the only player to have scored a hatrick in prem, champ, league 1 and league 2 (or divs 1-3 as it was known then) fa cup, league cup and international

  • HEHE // October 26, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Brendan you are right. I think most of the fans know only high profile calibre players. The rest are not worth our attention

  • Goonerinho // October 26, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    I believe they are ironic responses as Rob Earnshaw is well.. a nothing. Who cares what he has to say? He never cut it with the big boys which is why he is where he is now. Anyway.. Arsenal should have had a pen in the 1st half for an Upson handball, no doubt. WH’s 1st goal should have been a free-kick to Diaby.. not the other way around. Ridiculous decision by the ref. Its a hard draw to stomach, it almost feels like a defeat.. but we have been outstanding thus far this season, really do not fear anyone.. we will smash spurs on saturday.. If “the nation is laughing”.. Arsenal will just wipe the smile from their faces.

  • Cro // October 26, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Isn’t it;

    “Who has scored a hat-trick at every level and cup in England?”

  • Nobody huh? // October 26, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Rob Earnshaw’s a nobody? As opposed to a hilariously frustrated Arsenal fan, rolling out his opinions underneath a story about him yeah? Ok then mate! Hehe

  • *burp* // October 26, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    Wait, the guy who is playing at Nottingham Forrest? And we should all care because…….?

  • goddy ochei-uzo // October 26, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    Its a pitty no one knows who my shoe boy is. I should have come in since to explain and save most of you your gramma. If you still don’t understand it is past your bed time, this boy cleans my shoes every friday= goodnight!

  • Fab4 // October 26, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    Earnshaw is still feeling it 2 years after Adebayor and Eboue ripped the pee out of his sad little dance routine when Arsenal stuffed Derby 6-2.

    Get over it man.

  • jimmy // October 26, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    Earnshaw, for those who don’t know, is a small rodent-like creature with a weird toothy goofy thing going on that makes him look like a bottle opener.

  • Gra // October 26, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    Who the F**K is this bloke?

  • totoro // October 27, 2009 at 2:27 am

    good comment jimmy :D small rodent-like creature..hehe

  • Jose // October 27, 2009 at 3:08 am

    How the hell does a Zambian become a Welshman???

  • Båerd // October 27, 2009 at 9:09 am

    He has scored a hattrick in every division

  • gooner // October 27, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Sad ppl those Hammers, a point against the arsenal given to them by the referee is the best thing that happened to them this year.

  • MwepuLlunga // October 27, 2009 at 9:55 am

    kruga’s got it right. Earnshaw is an absolute living legend, randomly got a friend request accepted on fb and during international weekends his wall is covered with blonde South Walian slags thanking him for a ‘great night’. A true hero.

  • john // October 27, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    like ok i know who robert earnshaw is i wouldnt go as far as to say know one knows him bcoz hes decent ,, but he has no right to slag arsenal as he was never up to arsenals standard atal , no where near it ,, not slagging him just saying its like me telling frank sinatra hes a shit singer:L

  • Laura // October 28, 2009 at 5:48 am

    Jose – wikipedia much?

  • Laura // October 28, 2009 at 5:50 am

    I have diamanti in my fantasy team – great free pick up so far.. plus how can you pass up a guy with a name that sounds like what you use to “bedazzle” jeans??

  • MwepuLlunga // October 28, 2009 at 9:07 am

    Diamanti is indeed a legend but shouldn’t have lost the hair.

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