Plus, some back-patting for this little chap… presumably
Like a spotty teenage asthmatic wearing his dad’s suit, standing outside a nightclub in the rain, literally begging the bouncers to let him in even though he has no proof of identification, the Irish FA have apparently been pleading with Sepp [...]
Read moreHeading off to Man United?
In a move now commonly known as “The Reverse Carlos Tevez”, it looks like Micah Richards might yet navigate himself across the Manchester divide during the January transfer window. With that in mind, here’s a team of maniacs who risked everything to play for a rival [...]
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But first, a song dedicated to Mark Hughes
Ibrahimovic proves that he can do it in the ones that count
Read moreYep, that should do it
Were you to list a bunch of everyday household items that you’d rather not buy from a cheat, near the top of that list would be a razor. You want a smooth face with no irritation. Not empty promises, and a chin full of [...]
Read morePlayer of the Year, says Lawrenson
He might lack the eloquence and dreamy sense of style of a John McCririck, but Mark Lawrenson still knows a sure thing when he sees one. And he saw one last night, damn it.
Talking after the Arsenal/Chelsea match highlights on [...]
Read moreThe weekend round up
Whilst the rest of the nation spend their Sundays attempting to counteract the effects of binge drinking, or nervously dry puking at the prospect of another Monday morning, some hardened football hacks are working around the clock digging up news about transfers. Here’s [...]
Read moreJimmy Bullard Goal Celebration
Never underestimate the power of a well constructed football celebration. It can tell you a lot about a player. Alan Shearer famously adopted the no [...]
Read moreThree-quarter-life crisis alert!
The best dressed man triumphed at The Emirates, as Ancelotti watched his boys trot to victory, whilst wearing a nice raincoat over an expensive suit – presumably of Italian tailoring. Yes, there were moments in the first half which found him keeping his head warm underneath a [...]
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