Cristiano Ronaldo teams up with Michael Jackson’s dad to sell BBQ grills

So cheap and tacky, he put his name on it…

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There’s still a fair chance Cristiano Ronaldo will have a lot of free time on his hands next summer, while the rest of his Real Madrid team mates jet off to South Africa for a post-season kick about. However, fans of winking and arrogance will be happy to hear CR9 could be lining up a contingency plan to make sure his face will remain plastered all over our TV screens come June.

According to US entertainment site TMZ (who broke the news of Michael Jackson’s death), horror-faced entrepreneur Joe “he’s worth more dead than alive” Jackson has told them he is set to meet the Portuguese man-o-sex early next month, to start filming TV, magazine and internet adverts for his latest venture – the laughably rubbish ‘Goalie Grill’ barbecue set.


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  • Matilda // November 4, 2009 at 2:26 am

    That is honestly a vomit inducing pairing.

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