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Premier League stars metrosexual out of control

Yes, we’ve used it as a verb.

The Spoiler would like to consider itself as toned, moisturised and stylishly-shaven as the next football blog – call us metrosexual if you so desire. You would be too if you were weaned on a diet of Arshavin sex-faces, Guti campery and Cristiano Ronaldo being Cristiano Ronaldo.

However, there are a group of men who seem to be steadily redrawing the boundaries of the phrase ‘metrosexual’, until it eventually becomes interchangeable with the phrase ‘I actually thought that was a woman for second there’ — Premier League footballers.

It might just be us, but when we first saw the picture above, its accessory-clad subject was almost unrecognisable. Let’s put it to the test (and hope it isn’t blindingly obvious):

A shiny gold coin for whoever can identify the Premier League ‘star’ (upper/mid B-list) in the picture.

Answer, + picture, can be found over our secret football blog crush, Kickette

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